Johnny Got On The Bus…Brilliant continuation

Little Johnny, ever the curious one, boarded the bus and took a seat beside a man deeply engrossed in a book. Noticing something peculiar about the man’s attire, Johnny couldn’t resist asking, “Why do you wear your collar like that?”

The man, a distinguished priest, responded with a gentle smile, “Because I am a Father.”

Intrigued, Johnny pondered, “My dad is a father too, but he doesn’t wear his collar that way.”

The priest chuckled, “I am the Father of many.”

Johnny, ever the inquisitive child, nodded, “My dad has quite a few kids, four boys, four girls, and even two grandchildren, but he still doesn’t wear his collar like that.”

A hint of amusement faded from the priest’s face as he explained, “Well, I am the Father of hundreds.” He then returned to his book.

A moment of silence passed, then Johnny leaned in, his eyes twinkling with mischief. “Maybe you should try wearing a condom and putting your pants on backward instead of your collar!”

The priest was momentarily speechless, his expression a mix of shock and disbelief, as Johnny beamed with satisfaction, feeling quite clever.